Teen Caught Experimenting with Anime

"I thought it was just porn at first, but I was shocked to learn that he's already halfway through One Piece!" Said concerned father DeMarcus Johnson. "That shit's like 800 episodes.” 14-year-old Shawn Johnson recently discovered a stash of old anime videos under his father’s bed. The curious teen’s obsession soon followed. “I guess I have no one to blame but myself.” Admitted DeMarcus, the ashamed father. “I stopped watching anime when I met Shawn’s mother, but I didn’t have the strength to throw away my secret stash.” There has been a noticeable shift in Shawn’s personality and behavior since he started experimenting with anime. The teenager now frequently uses Japanese phrases in everyday situations and has even dabbled in cosplay. “It’s a slippery slope. One day your watching Naruto in your underwear and the next day you’re at an anime convention in your underwear.” Explained Demarcus. “I think we need to have a serious conversation with Shawn about the embarrassing affects anime has on himself and his loved ones.”