Teenage Girl Glued To Phone Has Actually Been Dead For 48 Hours

"We honestly had no idea," said Trudy Anderson, mother of the recently deceased girl. "She usually goes up to her room and stares at her phone for hours on end with zero human interaction. Nothing seemed abnormal." Initial autopsie reports show that the girl died from dehydration late Sunday night. Police have concluded that she neglected to drink or eat anything for almost four days. "It's really quite amazing that she maintained a level of apathy that superseded her bodily desire for food and water. Sadly, this isn't the first case we've seen. We recommend parents water their child daily with a soaked sponge and make sure to force feed them through a series of tubes. It's the only way," said Police Chief, George Stiene.


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