What you need to know

For every dump you take, we want to be there. When your searching for online content to make you chuckle on that porcelain throne, we want to be there. When you're stretching out that ten minute shit to a twenty minute shit because you don't want to go back to work, we want to be there. 

We are here to make your bowel movements a little bit more pleasant. So spare a square, grab those butt wipes, and spray some of that air freshener, because we're here for you. 

You can also check us out if you're not taking a shit. That's cool, too.

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